I now know...

(a) What a group certificate looks like (& what e-tax looks like).

(b) What a parking fine looks like.

Note to self: don't park under the Marketplace for more than 3 hours. Especially when it is overcast/raining. Especially when it is overcast/raining and school holidays.

(And if this posts with different size texts and different coloured texts, I give up!)